If you're looking for a few jokes to use at a family get-together that won't offend any of your more sensitive relatives, you've come to the right place. Here are of the best clean jokes from comedians young and old. Eight out of 10 people said they really rather liked it. Do you know how motivating it is swimming to the theme song from Jaws? I mean my anxiety is through the roof but record times. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? A: They slide down the banana-ster! Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A: A chipmunk. Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A monkey with a machine gun. Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
There are almost 1, comedy shows at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe, each of them vying for your laughter. That is wrong on so many different levels. Its called the Daily Mail.
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister? Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself! He turned around.